Friday, November 28, 2014

Week Twelve or Thanks for Red Zone 12.

Let's mix things up with a couple videos to wet you pallet.   


About 1:07, I predict Vinny asking why he was not there...




 Oh, for the days when Jive Turkey was a major putdown.


 Biggest Blowout 


It looks like it is time for the Commish to re-rename his team.   4 wins in a row, digging yourself out of the basement and now a 66.70 point blow out.   Congrats on the win.   At this point, I think everyone playing against the Sausage King of Chicago's Warriors is very very happy.



Too Close For Comfort


WWJD?'s 4.7 point victory over the Trashmouths keeps him in the playoff race (which is not a good thing for the rest of us).   I think Jones would admit that this is not the strongest team he has ever drafted, but damn if they aren't good enough to be 8-4.




 Highest of the High
Another solid week for Team Me.  I can only hope, I keep up this momentum throughout the playoffs.   it's been a crazy year for many of us.   Thank you all for being a part of RZ12!   Every year, I look forward to the draft and the crazy fun we have.


Fast forward to 1:55 when "Creepy Voice High Guy" couldn't do better than bringing a bootleg DVD to a signing.... (Mike, this one if solely for you).



I think that is all I have for this week.   Thanks for tuning in.

Here is a little Star Wars magic for all of you that are excited about the new teaser trailer.


....and a little something for Bill





See ya next week!

Bean



Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Week Eleven or "I'm Not Sure, I'm Not Positive,... There Is No Scientific Truth, But....They Might Be Giants!

Let the funny begin.


A flashback for Mike and Vinny.   This is Frank during breaks at the Computer lab during Summer Crew.
"You're Logged OUT"!


I really miss the Ska revival.  This looks to be authentic 2nd wave (AKA 2 Tone) Ska.  If they were a 3rd wave Ska Band, they probably would have been named The Cru-Ska-fix. (ya get it?)

 Biggest Blowout 

Howard and his Girthquake had a couple positions put up decent points, but when your starting QB is the Mentally Challenged Manning Brother, you should know you are in trouble.


At least this is not Blue Line SYNDICATE 12 or it may have looked a little more like this.



Too Close For Comfort

Once again, we have a "fairly large gap" on the TCFC category.  9.8 points separated the Commish and his team who shall not be named (despite their 3 win streak) and Chris' Bobbum Man.  Both teams put up decent points and Chris was Bye Heavy, but as Master Blaster taught us years ago, Two Man Enter, One Man Leave, or...Two man Enter, Jim J and Tammy Faye Leave.



 Highest of the High
2 players out now....What can I say, but it was nice. Things may be changing soon.

If only my team could ever reach the High that Woody has....


Week 10 Showdown

You tell me.  There are a couple match ups to watch.  Which one are you looking at?




 That's it for the week.


This one goes out to us all.   Win or loose, good season or bad, we're Stars!


Oh, crap, I still need a Corey Corey video.

Here is half way there.



Thursday, November 13, 2014

 Week Ten or Fuck 'em With Their Trains.

You know the drill.  Here are a couple videos to get things started.  





 Biggest Blowout 
Chris and his Bobum Man decided to take it easy this week and let my The Wrecking Crew back into the hallowed halls of the biggest blowout.

50.40 points.   I know Jones and I both support the bye heavy philosophy when drafting but I think he over did it this week with 6 slots on bye.  We both had a player put up ZERO points.  WWJD? is clinging onto a spot for the playoffs, but who knows if they can hold this spot.





Too Close For Comfort

10.05 points is one of our largest spreads for TCFC.   Neither team has anything to be ashamed of.   They both put up solid points. A TCFC loss is always a punch to the gut and a TCFC win is always met with a sigh of relief when the final points are posted.



Highest of the High
Still not quite sure how he did it , but congrats to Howard and Girthquake for racking up 188.15 points!



Thanks Howard!







Week 10 Showdown
The 7-4 WWJD? vs 6-4 FDAU.  

Either FDAU stays in the hunt for a playoff spot, or WWJD? increases the gap.   Jones is coming off a loss, but Vinny is riding high on a 4 win streak.   Yahoo is giving FDAU a 16 point advantage on this one.   We'll see.

With all due respect to Dr. Jones' sobriety ( keep up the good work buddy!) and Vinny's closeted heterosexuality,  this is how I envision this match up in my head.  Whatever they had this dude drink was much more than a Box Of Wine or a Bottle Of Gin.  



 


Well, that's if for the week.   Thanks for checking in.   Here are a couple bonus videos to ease you into week 11!
Bean

 
 



Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Week Nine or Do You Believe In Miracles

As always, I will start with a couple of videos, but first a quick note.

I do this blog for myself just as much as I do it for you.   I really have fun with this and want it to be a fun thing.   You all know me well enough to know that I have never been one to participate in Trash Talk.  Any ribbing on the Weekly Wrap Up is done with respect.   If anything I put in here rubs you the wrong way, please reach out to me with a PM.   I want this to be something we all enjoy.

But enough of my yakkin'. Whaddya say? Let's boogie

 Well, if that does not get you funky and ready to run down the highlights of last weeks games, I dont know what will (Maybe a little Monroe for Vinny and Matt).

 Biggest Blowout 



Watch out for Bobbum Man.   69.05 points!

" Equipmonk sharp, equipmonk dirty, equipmonk make Kevin's bobbum hurty. Bobbum."

He's hovering at spot 5, but the blowouts don't seem to be stopping.   It's only a matter of time before he cracks the top 4.  I'm not looking forward to week 14 for our second match up.  



Too Close For Comfort
There was a time when The Big man was Jones' White Wale.   No longer is this the case.


Doctor Jones had some crazy numbers from his WRs but ultimately 16 points from a kicker put him over the hump. 

Oh boy, that was funny.   I may need to take a minute or to to clear my head...


Highest of the High
Well, it's Bobbum man again.  Like I said, look out for him.  Congrats on your 175.25 points.

 

Week 10 Showdown

I have to go with the 5-4 Bobbum Man VS the 6-3 Willie Vanilli

BM (ha!) have been on the rampage and WV may be distracted by hockey season.....
Either way, this is poised to be a great match up this week.

Well, another great week in Fantasy Football.

In honor of the BMs, I leave you with this

 
 Peace and love,
Bean