Week Four or Everythings Coming Up Beanie

Let's start things out with a couple videos.

 

The first one is in honor of my first job after graduating college.   Yes, working at Wendy's with me as your Manager was just like this.   Little known fact: If I had not hated that job as much as I did, I would never have signed up for Grad work at USF and none of you suckers would ever have known me

 

 Why did I pick this one?  Two words.   Indian Thriller.

Biggest Blowout 

 What can I say?   Vinny posted a heartfelt and touching soliloquy on "How To Beat Jeff".   While, I was deeply touched by his post, I have to question why one of his points was not; "start better players".   it's tough not to have a blow out when your defense puts up 30 points and you have 4 players who put up 28 plus points.   Better luck next week KinderKare V Bobbum Man

Too Close For Comfort

10 points separated 4-0 from 2-2.   The Sausage king was heavily loaded on bye weeks (which I have no problem with), and could only have pulled this off if he had switched out R. Helu Jr.for
B. Rainey in his swing spot.  In Mr. Sausage's defense, he did pick 9 of the 10 best playes that he could have this week.   On the other hand, you started a Buc over ANYONE ELSE?

Highest of the High
196.  Say no more.

Week 3 Showdown 

The Activa Challenge vs. WWJD?
So it is 4-0 vs. 4-0.  So will Jones prove that he is not a paper tiger ( 4-0 but least points against so far this season) or will The Poop Wariors prove that they have the real stuff?   

Who doesn't like to poop? 

Outro Video

This one is for the Commish at 0-4.

 

See Ya next week.

Bean

Week Three or Why Couldn't I have Played Howard?


Let's start things off with 2 weeks worth of videos directed by Eric Wareheim

Well, those really set the tone for this week.   

Biggest Blowout

Congrats Girthquake, you actually put up less points at QB this week than you did last week.  On the other hand St Vitus' Riverdance can thank his QB N. Foles for his 62.45 points which took his average overall week to almost respectable.    The question on everyones mind has to be....why can't I play against Howard every week and how long until he changes his team name to "O.K. You Win"?

Buck up Howard and enjoy this video.

Too Close For Comfort 

Willie Vanilli 113.00 vs. SilverLakeTrashmouth 105.20.  

Why am I even wasting my time with these guys?

Great job dudes!   Try harder............................................

Ummmmmmm, I'm not feeling it.   

Go Team!

Highest of the High

Congrats to John and TEAM WENG WENG for your 189.95 points this week.   Please thank P. Manning's 57.05 points and J. Jones' 37.10 points (as well as OG Kush) for making your team and this picture the two highest things I saw this week.   A second congrats for getting called out as being high by your dad on Facebook.    

Week 3 Showdown

Abe Froman Warriors VS WWJD?

It is Chicago's King Of Sausage are up again for this week's face off.   WWJD? is a proven champ (not so much for Sausage boy), but I am pretty sure he (WWJD?) would admit that good clean living has given him quite a bit of good Karma for 2/3 of the games so far.  The Abe Froman Warriors have a lot of lost "bye week" points to make up.   Will they be a hero or a zero?

Outro Video

So that's it for this week.  Thanks for tuning in and please let me know what you want more of (or less of) in the Wrap Up.   

By anonymous request.   

 

Good luck to everyone this week (except Kaligulas KinderKare).   

Bean

Weak Two(sic)
(with 100% less Vinny).


Let's get right into things with this weeks video.


Because the overall showing of the League was revolting this week (no team cracked the 160 point mark- Has that ever happened before?), I give you The Revolting Cocks cover of "Do You Think I'm Sexy?"

The answer to the question is Yes.   Yes, Al Jourgensen does a lot of drugs.

Speaking of Drugs, here's a bonus video for Scott. (not that Scott does drugs, he just appreciates all things 80s pop rock).

Biggest Blowout

Your QB puts up 5.1 points (before bowing out) and your TE puts up a goose egg...  How can you come back from these deficits?    Well, first of all, you could be playing against the the most challanged team from last week, Silverlakewhatchamacallits....  No, that didn't work.   You could get lucky and play a worse team....Sorry, but  WWJD won the lottery and played St Vitus Riverdance this week.  Whoops, nope that would not have worked either (they were able to scrape up 117.75 points.   You could have bribed the Commish to reverse a drop/add that you did in a bourbon infused fever dream.   No, that honor only happens to the blessed around here.     

Oh well, there is always next week

Too Close for Comfort

9.25 points Mumm-Ra-blah-blah-blah.....  You know Bill was screaming, "Why didn't you start J. Cutler??????!!!!!"   I would make more jokes but I have no idea what the Activa Challenge is.  Activa seems to be some sort of moped.   It would make more sense if it was the Activia Challenge.   So, let's move on.

Highest of The High Week 2
SilverLakeTrashmouth 159.90 points.

An incredible comeback after last weeks showing.   Please make sure to thank QB A. Rogers and  the New England D for their combined 89.1 points.  
 
Bench Burn
I love this category but I'm not sure the easiest way to figure it out.   Gotta call Mike to see if there is some tool that Yahoo has to help me with this one.   

Until then, please enjoy this video.

One more from Al and Co.


Week 3 Showdown

Abe Froman Warrior vs. Activa Challange

It is Chicago's King Of Sausage VS. our very own Master Blaster (or is that Asster Blaster?).   Both are 2-0.  Two man enter, one man leaves!

Outro Video

In honor of Russ, I searched for the worst Van Halen cover.   I could not find anything worse than this.

Eddie looks like a clown (or worse yet, a jester).   Alex is a tool.    Russ (and only Russ) really knows that Frank Daly should have fronted this version of VH.   The only good thing about this piece of crap is Michael Anthony's sweet harmonies (let's kick him out for taking Sammy's side....).


Thanks for the continued support.   I hope you have had half as much fun reading this as I have had putting it together.

Bean

There's a new Sheriff in town.


This week's video.......
















Shows that sometimes people really try and seem unique but it takes them years and a few tries to be unique.

Weakest of the Week

Sorry Silverlakewatchamayoucallit, but 95.35 points?   Did you bench your QB?

Strongets of the Strong

Kaligulas KinderKare  I think you mis-spelled Caligula  
Congrats on the 213.7 points this week.  I also thank you for the 10 points I am borowing against this week.  You are a good (but kinda creepy) man!


Top of the top?
Not this time but maybe next week.

Blah Blah Blah.... 
Match up for next week?
Looks like it is
The Wrecking Crew vs Team Weng Weng
Thank goodness I have that Kaligulas KinderKare10 Points booked for next week!


Outro Video

This one was nailed for the spot when I hear the following exchange.

Fake Paul, "We're going to get serious for a second".
Audience dude, "Oh, thank God".

That guy could have been any one of us.   That exchange is straight from our old home videos.

Fake Paul really does a great job of capturing everything that is subdued and subtle about Real Paul.    Could any cover singer get any further away from the character they are covering?   We may have to check this out next week.





Keep posted for updates as we go through the weekend.

Thanks
Bean