Weak Two(sic)
(with 100% less Vinny).


Let's get right into things with this weeks video.


Because the overall showing of the League was revolting this week (no team cracked the 160 point mark- Has that ever happened before?), I give you The Revolting Cocks cover of "Do You Think I'm Sexy?"

The answer to the question is Yes.   Yes, Al Jourgensen does a lot of drugs.

Speaking of Drugs, here's a bonus video for Scott. (not that Scott does drugs, he just appreciates all things 80s pop rock).

Biggest Blowout

Your QB puts up 5.1 points (before bowing out) and your TE puts up a goose egg...  How can you come back from these deficits?    Well, first of all, you could be playing against the the most challanged team from last week, Silverlakewhatchamacallits....  No, that didn't work.   You could get lucky and play a worse team....Sorry, but  WWJD won the lottery and played St Vitus Riverdance this week.  Whoops, nope that would not have worked either (they were able to scrape up 117.75 points.   You could have bribed the Commish to reverse a drop/add that you did in a bourbon infused fever dream.   No, that honor only happens to the blessed around here.     

Oh well, there is always next week

Too Close for Comfort

9.25 points Mumm-Ra-blah-blah-blah.....  You know Bill was screaming, "Why didn't you start J. Cutler??????!!!!!"   I would make more jokes but I have no idea what the Activa Challenge is.  Activa seems to be some sort of moped.   It would make more sense if it was the Activia Challenge.   So, let's move on.

Highest of The High Week 2
SilverLakeTrashmouth 159.90 points.

An incredible comeback after last weeks showing.   Please make sure to thank QB A. Rogers and  the New England D for their combined 89.1 points.  
 
Bench Burn
I love this category but I'm not sure the easiest way to figure it out.   Gotta call Mike to see if there is some tool that Yahoo has to help me with this one.   

Until then, please enjoy this video.

One more from Al and Co.


Week 3 Showdown

Abe Froman Warrior vs. Activa Challange

It is Chicago's King Of Sausage VS. our very own Master Blaster (or is that Asster Blaster?).   Both are 2-0.  Two man enter, one man leaves!

Outro Video

In honor of Russ, I searched for the worst Van Halen cover.   I could not find anything worse than this.

Eddie looks like a clown (or worse yet, a jester).   Alex is a tool.    Russ (and only Russ) really knows that Frank Daly should have fronted this version of VH.   The only good thing about this piece of crap is Michael Anthony's sweet harmonies (let's kick him out for taking Sammy's side....).


Thanks for the continued support.   I hope you have had half as much fun reading this as I have had putting it together.

Bean