Week Five or Jones is The Cooler

You want to start with a couple videos?  
Sure, why not.   Here is a classic from the 80s that I love.   

 
How can't this put a smile on your face?   Well, maybe you played Jones and he put a curse on your team.   Jones is officially the League Cooler.   The rest of us are smiling.   Your team is guaranteed to lay a streaming pile of poop if he is your match up.   Sure, he is going to do a bit better.   Nothing spectacular, but enough to be undefeated five weeks in.

 













I have no idea what is going on here.   This is the video equivalent to WWJD? being 5-0.   I think think this may be an outtake from Temple Of Doom


Biggest Blowout 

Da 'Trashmouths put up 42.60 points from wide receiver D. Thomas, but also had five starters held to single digit points.   The result was another blowout by The Wrecking Crew who had only one position held to single digit points (and it was a kicker).   Better luck next week Mushmouths.






 On the bright side Trashcans, please remember that your team could never blow more than this video.   (I just threw up a bit in my mouth while watching this piece of crap).





Too Close For Comfort

.15 points?   There have been some close games over the last 12 years, but I don't know if there has been any this close.   If only our dear Commish had started G. Jennings over R. White.   If only he had a TE that put up .16 points.....  Rumor has it, he woke up today, sat down on the toilet, fired up the RZ12 page and yelled "Monroe!" a la Kirk/Kahn from Star Trek II.  

#SWITCH HITTERS let me ease your pain with this hilarious clip of Monroe on a motor cycle. 

  












Highest of the High

Seems like I was just here last week...
That said, 163.55 is O.K. but not great in this league.   It shows how tight things are.   Moving up to 12 teams definitely changed the game.    We all need to step up our game.

 
Week 3 Showdown 

WWJD? VS Bobbum Man.    Will The Cooler strike again or will "Equipmonk sharp, equipmonk dirty, equipmonk make Kevin's bobbum hurty. Bobbum" overcome the curse of The Cooler?

This video has nothing to do with the topic, but Vinny hates to go a whole week without a mention.   In his honor, I google searched "gayest music video ever" and this is what came up.

Outro Video
This one is for Friar Butt himself.

Into The Unknown really is a piece of poop, but it's kinda cool to see this footage from that era.